1963. All the Puy de Dome is in turmoil Martin Luther King just had a dream, JFK is stumbling, AC Milan are champions of Europe a millennium volcano wakes up with a small pschitt and Clermont-Ferrand suddenly becomes the center of the known world on February 9 when born in the charming countryside of Clinical Deep Throat, Early Eve Geneviève Aline Vallois. Originally rather modest one that does not yet called Lolo Ferrari will live a relatively quiet childhood towards Gaul, forgiveness, La Baule, and is found to do some modeling, after early days of adolescence have revealed to the world the generous attributes which nature has endowed the little Eve. Indeed, at the age of 13, she lugs around his 90 D on sunny beaches and the Baule to pervert fucks triquent who drink on the terrace and jumped to the pretty girls who go on the pier in swaying slightly to avoid bites . Mooring. Among them, a certain Eric Vigne, paunchy Quarantine nicknamed "the vine" by his friends, who marries without shame and without the hood young Eve Vallois on a beautiful morning in July 1988. His mother is there, also breast, implants are not far away. Crazy admiration for Amanda Lear and encouraged by his poisonous vine, and Eve became Lolo chest swells to a staggering speed, reaching 180 cm happiness after 25 surgeries during which she took the opportunity to be redrawing the eyes, nose and lips to look up his childhood idol. With 2.8 pounds and three liters of serum into each breast, Lolo becomes "the woman with the biggest breasts in the world" for the Guinness Book. For the rest of the population, it will remain a monster carnival made to be drilled, a pig, a slut, and again, I kiss my words.
Equipped with its tailor-made brassieres and its chronic insomnia (she can not sleep on your stomach or back, and fear that her breasts explode suddenly makes him lose sleep), Lolo Ferrari in 1996 represents a caricature of Pamela Anderson in the movie Camping Cosmos, gets a recurring role on Channel 4's Eurotrash, makes striptease in cabarets moldy, tries to films erotic then right down the porn, she once again has the opportunity to do redo the facade with disconcerting regularity. Sony Music philanthropists the opportunity to save him the tube ephemeral "Airbag Generation", but it is already seeing the tree, others say the mold or the woods, for Lolo Ferrari and her husband fungus. And even if it won his lawsuit against the firm Ferrari's draft lingerie Lolo Ferrari Underwear falls into the water and Lolo permanently dark depression which threatens so many years.
On 5 March 2000, and as deep as it is experienced (not to be missed for cinema lovers, the magnificent full pot made in 1998 by Marc Dorcel), Lolo sees light at the end: she was found lifeless at his home in Grasse with enough drugs in the body to stun an elephant, dwarf, and despite suspicious signs of strangulation, which led to the arrest of her husband, the police investigation concludes ultimately to suicide. In accordance with his wishes, Lolo Ferrari is buried a few days later in the strictest enmity in a large white coffin with impressive measurements and where was deposited a copy of his favorite plush, Winnie the Pooh. Finish his career as a funeral for actress vibrator decadent, it's ugly, even for a guy who deserved the flames of hell since the day he caught Piglet in a clearing of the sordid Acre Wood while Tigger and Eeyore were watch, but that's another story.
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