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God smokes cigarettes

You'll probably have some difficulty in believing me, and I do not want you not being a tad skeptical on the issue, but we have every reason to believe that contrary to what we said Gainsbourg, God is a smoker of cigarettes.

Besides, if one believes the most eminent theologians, he never told his apostles "eat, this is my body," but "smoking is good." God is even a very heavy smoker, who cheerfully donned his two packs a day ... and it is much more common, believe it or not, to see God smoking like a chimney to see a fireman smoke like a God (except in dreams erotic-comedy the most salacious of Astrid Schuman, but it is a another story). The days of heavy clouds, it is not totally obscure to think that God has just hit a water pipe with Saint Peter, who never fails Nor him an opportunity to move away a smoke in the toilet rather than keeping the doors of Paradise, where there is theoretically no smoking since the entry into force of the Evin law. God cares, it's like Judge Dredd, the law, it's him. And God continues to smoke despite all his forty fags everyday for fear of his lungs. God cares about that too, and you know why: cancer, it is cons.

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